Prompt: It is the end of your life and you are up on a stage being presented with an major award. What award is it, and what have you won it for?
Ummmmm…. ( the sound of a clock ticking is all that you hear right now. For going on 5 minutes…)
If you would have asked me this question when I was 17, I would have told you that it would be a Lifetime Achievement Award from the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences. If you would have asked me with when my kids were 5, 3 and 1, I would have told you Mother of the Year.
However, you are asking me now. At a time when my kids don’t really need me, I’m starting a new career (my own business) and I can’t seem to be able to string two sentences together without the help of my phone. I’ve been stumbling here for a while, and the oldest just got home from classes; I asked him what he’d get an award for and we just had a philosophical discussion about nothing.
Maybe the award would be for Able to Spend the most Money on Unneeded Things. Or The Most Colors Ever put into One’s Hair over a Lifetime. Actually that last one sounds pretty good. So that will be it. I have won this award because I have had hair the colors of a rainbow and beyond, ether on purpose or accident, over the lifetime of my life. I will be accepting this award with a wig on, as the majority of my hair has either been burned off or has fallen out. That’s ok though – when they play the slideshow, I’ll be able to look back fondly and say that “I always had good hair”.